Stop it! I'm the only one happy now!
This time you won't be able to get away!
Hey, Pops, when we arrive in Japan, we have to drink a toast.
Yep. With garlic stir-fry, and a large bowl of ramen noodles.
I'll chug my sake.
What's that?
What's going on?
Hey, what's going on here?
Who the hell are you bastards? Move over!
What? What the heck is going on?!
Those are "Suicide Beams!" Run, Lupin!
"Flowers of Suicide Bloom in India" (lndo ni Jisatsu no Hana ga Saku)
The Indian Police won't take action?
Chief, aren't you upset that your men were murdered?!
It must be the act of the Basala Army. Not a good group to deal with.
The Basala Army?
It's the gang that has been terrifying the nation of India.
If you get shot with those suicide beams...
you feel like you have to kill yourself.
Sorry to say this, but Lupin will now kill himself.
That's absolutely NOT acceptable!
If they have Lupin kill himself, I'll lose the reason to live!
I'm not afraid of the Basala Army. Even if I'm alone, I'll...
You'll blow your own head off?
You can't even aim a gun at your own head.
I don't think you could get them.
Welcome, Mr. Lupin.
What a way to welcome us for the first time, Basala Lavahna.
You know me?
I know that you're a crazy scientist known for stupid inventions.
You've been expelled from the academic society...
and now you're the leader of a gang.
Keep your big mouth shut!
What do you want from us?
You've hidden 20,000 diamonds that you stole somewhere in India.
Tell me where they are!
Diamonds? I have no idea what you're talking about. Right, Jigen?
Right. I don't know, either.
Don't play dumb! Now, fess up!
Tell me!
All right. All right. I'll tell you!
Finally you're ready to fess up?
So, tell me. Where are the diamonds?
If you want to strip someone naked, make sure you take their shoes off!
Which do you think is faster, your bullet or my knife?
No! Don't shoot!
Go over there!
"Overconfidence can be dangerous."
I totally agree.
Oh, man!
I guess you haven't quite grasped how powerful my suicide beams are.
Wh-what's going on? Why are you bringing an elephant in?
An elephant killed himself! What a donkey act!
What kind of stupid joke is that?
Hurry up and fess up! Where are the diamonds?
Diamonds are at a jewelry store. They have big sales once in a while.
You seem to feel well enough to joke. Then how about this?
Let me know when you're ready to talk. I'm ready to listen any time.
This is tough.
Think about it, Jigen. Something doesn't add up.
What do you mean?
It's just the three of us who know about those diamonds.
I wonder how he found out about them.
Don't you think Fujiko has something to do with it?
Fujiko?
I'm positive that woman approached the Basala Army with a tip.
No! Fujiko's not that kind of a woman!
This is not good. Let's call for help.
Goemon, Goemon! Goemon in Calcutta!
Goemon! Come help us!
SOS! SOS!
He's not responding. He must be busy doing yoga.
Goemon, please! Wake up!
Hopeless! He's in a state of perfect serenity.
Jigen, I've reached my limit.
Come on! Just pretend we're doing some stretches and hang in there!
but... I can't hang on much longer.
I turned off the switch.
Lupin, I've come to rescue you!
Ah, Fujiko dear!
Thank you, thank you! You saved our lives!
Now, quick!
See? I told you. She's on our side.
For now...
What? That's...
Right. It's the Taj Mahal.
The locals will be surprised to know this is the center for the Basala Army.
By the way, I'm impressed that you found us.
Well, it's thanks to this.
I just happened to be here sightseeing...
when I heard Lupin calling Goemon.
You two are very lucky.
Maybe not quite. Look!
Dang! Run!
There they are! Don't let them get away!
Damn! Where did they go?
Get out there and look for them! Everyone!
There are too many cows to see where they are hiding.
Go ahead and kill them all!
- We can't kill cows.
- I can't do it, either.
It's bad karma.
What are you waiting for?
Cows are holy animals! We'll be cursed if we kill them.
That's an absurd superstition. Go ahead and do it!
Whoa there... whoa there...
You spineless bastards! All right. I'll kill them all.
What? That bastard!
Follow them! Don't let them get away!
Huh, Fujiko? Is something wrong?
Lupin, you were hiding 20,000 diamonds without telling me!
What? Oh, no! What are you talking about?!
It's no use trying to hide it from me.
I snuck into the Basala Army's hideout...
and heard them talking about it.
So, where are the diamonds? Tell me.
Don't tell her, Lupin. She has betrayed us so many times.
Not any more, Lupin! Trust me!
Didn't I risk my life to come and rescue you guys?
All right, then. Fine!
Lupin!
Even if every other man died and you were the last man on earth...
I would never ever be in love with you!
Good-bye!
Oh, Fujiko! That's so cruel.
Hey, hey! Hold on a minute!
You're telling me, then?
I love you!
The diamonds are in Calcutta.
Calcutta? Where in Calcutta?
Well, it's somewhere anyone can spot easily.
To tell you the truth...
Hey, Lupin! Don't say any more!
It's none of your business!
Don't tell her!
Look out, its quicksand!
Help!
Aah! Lupin!
Lupin! Lupin!
Lupin! Jigen!
Why are you crying?
Lupin and Jigen fell in the quicksand! Please rescue them!
There's nothing I can do. Now... about what I asked you to do...
Basala!
Were you able to find out where the diamonds are hidden?
The diamonds are in Bombay.
Bombay?
I couldn't get anything more out of him.
Very well. That's more than enough information.
- Let's go find them together.
- I don't want any.
What? You wanted them so badly.
I did back then. But I'm not so evil that I will steal from the dead.
Is that so? Then you won't whine about it later.
Guys!
It doesn't make sense. No woman rejects diamonds.
I'm sorry, Lupin.
I'll decorate this place with diamonds instead of flowers.
I promise.
Did you see and hear that, Lupin?
We put on a little act and that bitch showed her true colors.
Damn it! That Fujiko! I give up on her! Huh?
Jigen, what the heck is that?
Basala and his men must be on a treasure hunt.
Damn! Fujiko's in trouble! I've gotta rescue her!
Lupin! Haven't you learned your lesson yet?
I know she's a bad girl, but I can't bear to see her bullied.
That bitch! She's heading for Calcutta, not Bombay!
Move! Please move over!
Lupin said they were right out in the open.
I wonder where they could be.
There are too many people down there to search for diamonds.
Don't be impatient. We'll take our time and wait.
It's almost bathing time in the Ganges River.
Maybe we'll tease her until then. Guys!
Move over! Move over! Let me through.
Aah! Basala!
Chase her, and find out where she'll kill herself.
Now go find the diamonds! Dig everywhere in Calcutta!
Understood?
Fujiko! Fujiko dear!
Whoa! Lupin!
What's up?
Boss, Lupin showed up!
What? He's alive?!
I have a good idea. Capture the woman!
Fujiko...
Isn't this pretty? It's potassium cyanide.
P-potassium cyanide?!
It looks tasty.
Fujiko!
I've tricked you, Lupin!
That was a time bomb of suicide beams.
The real Fujiko is over there.
Fujiko!
I neutralized her suicide disease with my secret remedy.
Now you are infected with the suicide disease!
Damn!
It's too late. I'm sure you feel like blowing your brains out.
Go ahead.
Lupin, what are you doing?
Well, I thought I was gonna die for a second.
What? Die for a second?
The other world is a wonderful place. Bye, now. Gotta die.
Hey, Lupin! Hey!
Those idiots!
We found the diamonds!
What? Where?
At a yoga studio.
Good. We'll be right there.
You bastard!
What's the problem? Hurry up.
This guy is sitting on the treasure. So we need to remove him first.
You idiot! Use the beam and make him kill himself!
Yes, sir!
Damn! It doesn't work on someone in a state of perfect serenity.
We have no choice but to wait for him to be done.
Put them on the gondola all together!
I want to die soon. I want to die. Please let me die.
Hey, Lupin! Don't move around! Stay still!
I'm happy now!
What's going on?
Phew... that was so close.
Lupin!
I won't let you get away! Accept this rope peacefully.
What? A rope?
Of course I'll accept it.
Huh? That's quite commendable.
Whoa! Now I can die! I can die!
Hey, what the hell are you doing? Hey! Come on!
Huh? What's wrong with me? I don't want to live any longer!
Nothing is easier than being dead. Only idiots keep living and work.
I'm gonna kill myself!
P-Pops!
The suicide disease is contagious.
Jigen, if you're gonna die eventually, let's die together. Please die with me.
Oh, no. I decline!
Boss, it's about time...
You bastard!
Don't mind him! As long as I have the diamonds...
we don't need him. Open the lid!
What! What's this?!
This is cow dung!
Cow dung?! Damn! Throw it away!
How do you like this? Now you can't kill yourself!
Yes, I can. I'll bite my tongue off.
Hey, stop! Don't! Lupin, don't do anything crazy!
Oh, hey, Goemon. Isn't there something he can bite into?
Would this do as a quick-fix?
Yeah, super!
Now, that should do it.
The color of Lupin's face is back to normal.
Hmm? Then cow dung is the cure for the suicide disease.
Hey, guys. What happened to me? I remember you fed me something.
What was that?
Well, that was cow...
Oh, I see. That bun with cow milk? It was tasty.
Huh?
Basala and his gang!
Lupin! How dare you trick me!
Huh? What am I doing here?
Huh?
There is another hole.
Here they come!
Lupin! You lied to me.
You said the diamonds were in Calcutta!
I didn't lie.
What I said was, they were where anyone could find them.
Really? Then I'll find them any way I can!
A woman's obsession is certainly scary.
She'll be so mad when she finds out where they are.
Secret! Secret!
I made 20,000 cows swallow one diamond each.
This is the safest place in India.
Then we will get the cows at Yokohama Port.
May all holy cows be happy.
The Zantetsu Sword was stolen!
Having lost the soul of a samurai, Goemon is prepared to die.
Well, he gets a little too dramatic.
Now, where did the sword go? Unbelievable! It's flying in the sky.
The next episode is "The Yam Is Mightier Than The Sword" (Flying Zantetsu Sword) See ya!
"Flying Zantetsu Sword"